B gets the local newspaper delivered to his house again; he lets his staff read it (and me do the sudoku puzzles!). I happened upon this in the personals while flipping through the paper in my boredom (formatted at my discretion as the original... has none to speak of):

(It helps if you imagine someone like Old Spice Guy reading this aloud)

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 This morning I popped over the the corner Chevron (practically next door, shares a building with McDonalds... oh, how I love this town and housing options) to pick up some milk before Eric got up for breakfast. We ran out of milk last night because SOMEONE WHO IS VERY TALL AND VERY MUCH NORWEGIAN AND LOVES HIS MILK (cough cough ERIC) drinks it all ( Read more... )